na only 4 naija you fit win Aeroplane by loading ₦200 MTN card!

Very soon Etisalat go say recharge ₦200 & win a big ship!

Then Airtel go come follow say, recharge ₦100 and win Benin republic.

Glo go just kuku say recharge ₦500 and win Nigeria, bcoz there colour na green!

Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEATPIE."

Na only 4 Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM machines!

Na only 4 naija PHCN dey say, win a brand new Generator if you pay your electricity bill.

Na only 4 naija people dey horn 4 traffic light make e quick change from red to green.

Na only 4 naija pharmacy dey sell coke, recharge card, chin chin, puff puff, ogogoro & beer.

Wetin you no fit see 4 anoda country, e dey happen 4 here... Naija, I hail o!
na only 4 naija you fit win Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN card! Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 & win a big ship! Then Airtel go come follow say, recharge N100 and win Benin republic. Glo go just kuku say recharge N500 and win Nigeria, bcoz there colour na green! Na only Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEATPIE." Na only 4 Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM machines! Na only 4 naija PHCN dey say, win a brand new Generator if you pay your electricity bill. Na only 4 naija people dey horn 4 traffic light make e quick change from red to green. Na only 4 naija pharmacy dey sell coke, recharge card, chin chin, puff puff, ogogoro & beer. Wetin you no fit see 4 anoda country, e dey happen 4 here... Naija, I hail o! more @ http://skymob.yn.lt/blog

I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms,

U Remember na??

• D days of Nasco Biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody & pak o Biscuit. X_X
• D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives in Calabar....
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change your style, another style... ten ten, skipping, stop!
  
  U remember nau!
• those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucketcover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
• those days when rubber band was stock exchange
• days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from dtap even suck out d water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show rainbow colorfor 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm
• D days were basket sandals, simbi, opanka nd Bata sandals were d best
• Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv has come no more old fun
  
  I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u cnt remember dis it means u were nt born in my generation.

I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms, U Remember na?? • D days of Nasco Biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon we called it "lolly" • D days of Goody-Goody & pak o Biscuit. X_X • D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives in Calabar.... • Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo • days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief • D days of mama & papa play • days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change your style, another style... ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau! •those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucketcover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering •those days when rubber band was stock exchange •days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons • D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm • when we say 'leke leke give me white finger' • Those days when eleganza pen was d best • D days wen we used to drink water from dtap even suck out d water if its not coming out • D days when NTA will show rainbow colorfor 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm • D days were basket sandals, simbi nd Bata sandals were d best •Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv has come no more old fun I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u cnt remember dis it means u were nt born in my generation. more @ http://skymob.yn.lt/blog

A girl went to a pastor with frank faces,

the pastor asked what z ur problem,

she said my boy friend made me unhappy,

the pastor said did he beat u, the girl said no,

pastor ask again slap u, she said no,

( in action nw) pastor toches the girls neck & said did he do like this, she said no,

pastor kiss her & said did he do like this to u, she said no,

(pastor called her indoor) pastor lyn her on d bed & said did he do u like ds, she said no,

pastor sleep with her & said did he do like ds she said no,

then pastor said what exertly he does. The girl answered he gave me HIV ADIS.

Pastor in d hospital enjoing d rest of his day.
A girl went to a pastor with frank faces, the pastor asked what z ur problem, she said my boy friend made me unhappy, the pastor said did he beat u, the girl said no, pastor ask again slap u, she said no, ( in action nw) pastor toches the girls neck & said did he do like this, she said no, pastor kiss her & said did he do like this to u, she said no, (pastor called her indoor) pastor lyn her on d bed & said did he do u like ds, she said no, pastor sleep with her & said did he do like ds she said no, then pastor said what exertly he does. The girl answered he gave me HIV ADIS. Pastor in d hospital enjoing d rest of his day. more @ http://skymob.yn.lt/blog

Boy: Hi

Girl: What?

Boy: How are u?

Girl: Do I know u?

Boy: I'm Rich...

Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is Funke but u can call me "baby" I'm 19 & I stay in ikeja.
I love short dark men, especially like u &I'm glad to meet u. So, when are we going out?

Boy: No, no, no "Rich" is my name

Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers!

I BEG....DESCRIBE DIZ GAL IN ONE WORD!
Boy: Hi Girl: What? Boy: How are u? Girl: Do I know u? Boy: I'm Rich... Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is Funke but u can call me "baby" I'm 19 & I stay in ikeja. I love short dark men, especially like u &I'm glad to meet u. So, when are we going out? Boy: No, no, no "Rich" is my name Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers! I BEG....DESCRIBE DIZ GAL IN ONE WORD! more @ http://skymob.yn.lt/blog

Dear God pls borrow me €9 million out of my future money.......... Will return it back as a tithe.
Urs faithfully daughter..
Dear God pls borrow me €9million out of my future money.......... Will return it back as a tithe. Urs faithfully daughter.. more @ http://skymob.yn.lt/blog